“A striking young lad, David, was indulging on Indonesia’s finest biscuits… the blue packet ones.”

“Well he was casually having a leisurely stroll in the baking heat and something caught his eye. But what was it? Was it a woman or was it the landscape. Upon his reaction, we could only realise it meant something rather outrageous! It was so outrageous, he dropped his biscuit…he dropped it, and he loves them so much!”

“Probably more than this earth. As the biscuit cracked on the floor, he saw a behemoth or demi-god of a wave, and there it lay before his eyes! It was called Watu… Oh yeah there was a lunatic surfing it called Dane Beales.