“A striking young lad, David, was indulging on Indonesiaâ€™s finest biscuitsâ€¦ the blue packet ones.”
“Well he was casually having a leisurely stroll in the baking heat and something caught his eye. But what was it? Was it a woman or was it the landscape. Upon his reaction, we could only realise it meant something rather outrageous! It was so outrageous, he dropped his biscuitâ€¦he dropped it, and he loves them so much!”
“Probably more than this earth. As the biscuit cracked on the floor, he saw a behemoth or demi-god of a wave, and there it lay before his eyes! It was called Watuâ€¦ Oh yeah there was a lunatic surfing it called Dane Beales.